AN APARTMENT SHOPPER TELLS ME THEY WERE VISITING THE PROPERTY & ASKED ABOUT MY CLAIMS THEY BILLED ME $25 FOR REPLACING A SET OF BEDROOM MINI-BLINDS, WHICH WERE IN PRISTINE CONDITION, SIMPLY SO THEY COULD CHANGE THE COLOR SCHEME WAS A DAMNABLE LIE & IT NEVER HAPPENED. IS THAT RIGHT HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS? WELL I'VE GOT YOUR DAMNABLE LIES RIGHT HERE SLUMLORD.
....THAT THE ONLY THING BETWEEN THE LEAKING UPSTAIRS TOILET AND YOUR FLESH IS - YOU GUESSED IT - DUCT TAPE!FORMER MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR CONFESSES - SEWAGE LEAKS ARE PATCHED UP WITH DUCT TAPE!
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD WEAR A SLICKER NEXT TIME YOU USE YOUR BATHROOM.