WHAT HARPERS FOREST GHETTO MERCHANTS WON'T TELL YOU IS


....THAT THE ONLY THING BETWEEN THE LEAKING UPSTAIRS TOILET AND YOUR FLESH IS - YOU GUESSED IT - DUCT TAPE!

FORMER MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR CONFESSES - SEWAGE LEAKS ARE PATCHED UP WITH DUCT TAPE!

P
ERHAPS YOU SHOULD WEAR A SLICKER NEXT TIME YOU USE YOUR BATHROOM.