Come see what all the excitement is about at Harpers Forest Apartments! Nestled in the woods with all the conveniences of the city.


THE PROMISE OF HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS....
Come see what all the excitement is about at Harpers Forest Apartments! Nestled in the woods ('Nestled in the woods?' I don't know about you apt shoppers but that phrase 'Nestled in the woods' makes me feel like things are crawling all over me - where is Madison Avenue when you need 'em? Forget Madison Avenue - I need to find a shower!) with all the conveniences of the city.

ALL THE CONVENIENCES OF THE CITY IS RIGHT - YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE CITY TO GET MUGGED AT GUN POINT - SOME TENANTS HAVE BEEN MUGGED JUST TAKING OUT THE
TRASH!

HARPERS FOREST SAYS -
Come see what all the excitement is about at Harpers Forest Apartments! Nestled in the woods but with all the conveniences of the city. COME SEE WHAT ALL THE EXCITEMENT IS ABOUT???
THE EXCITEMENT IS THAT YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR WAS JUST STABBED TO DEATH!!!

COLUMBIA, Md. (AP) - Howard County police say a Baltimore man broke into his ex-girlfriend's apartment and stabbed her current boyfriend.
It happened early Sunday morning in the 5900 block of Turnabout Lane.
Police say the two were in the bedroom when they heard the front door being kicked in. (rawmeatrob says -what a buzz kill - huh?)